“I’m a rural player, and this game is useless crap.”

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Dear Ina,

you can no longer cruse around with a car full of fiends

Obligatory “People still play this game?”

You catch a bunch of cheap evolutions, pop a lucky egg, evolve a bunch at once and then mass transfer.

Personally I refer to the transfer machine as “the Woodchipper”

Okay, but are they going to make the foam look like a pokéball? Or mayhaps a Squirtle?

It adorably odd.

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.

Wut. I am pregnant now, that is so fascinating and weird.

hey-ooooooo

Nah, the o-zone is where I go every night from 10:00-10:30. And that smells completely different.

I think you might be the only one who made it to the end...

I don’t know if you listened to the interview, but at the end of the aired part, she implied that Hillary Clinton should be sexually assaulted. I can’t believe no one has said anything about that.

stating that you arent complaining about the unfairness of an interview is complaining about the interview.

“It’s Merry Christmas, not happy holidays, and if you think otherwise,you’re part of the War on Christmas!”

Because she’s a mildly attractive white woman, duh!