Sparkling unicorn urine.

When I was a kid, I loved dresses. As an adult, I still love them. Went to the top of Whistler on a ski lift in one (summer). Hell, farm ladies used to probably tend fields in dresses. Maids definitely used to maid in a dress.

Dude. I watched like 6 episodes of Fixer Upper in a row right after the election in an effort to numb bad feelings, when suddenly, it hit me: Chip and Jo DEFINITELY voted for Trump. End Marathon/Resume Panic.

you forgot the rest of the world mate.... thats just the home crowd

Logan’s dad had a sniper take Rory out. The end.

Loved it!!!! I am not down with all the hate. Of course it isn’t realistic! I don’t want it to be. I like the escape from my life. The fact that Rory is taken care of by so many people is a luxury I wish I had, which is why I like it.

The Life and Death Brigade dancing, the entirely too long musical, there were several times where I was just like—-we only have 6 hours together and this is how you want to spend it?!

True but don’t pity Richard. Man left his child in a steamer trunk while he went to Croatia!

No idea, but it included this something along these lines:

But can we talk about that performance by Green Day? I get the feeling that many of the people who watch vapidity like the AMA’s are also of the comfortable middle class set that put several white supremacists in the white house. It’s beyond important that artists keep reminding these folks exactly what they did and…

>Was Gigi Hadid’s Melania Trump impression “racist”? Maybe! All I know for certain is that it was they are both terrible.

Ok guy, be for real. Were you doing a silly walk? An intentionally silly walk? Like the moonwalk? Or the jitterbug? Or the wah-toosie? Were there children around? Were you walking particularly liberally? energetically? terroristically? Could your so-called “walk” be an interpretative dance to encourage women to take…

This gif is my everything, and sums up how I feel a lot lately. Someone posted on my FB page yesterday that ice cubes melting in your drink and the drink not overflowing proved that climate change and rising sea levels are a hoax. I made that face several times and just thought, I’m gonna let the rest of my science…

One could draw the conclusion that those who vote Republican aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack, are they?

I spent hours trolling twitter saying this exact same thing! It was a good day

We call that Freedom Foam.

“This is not a “protest”, it’s a statement!”

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

If that’s a “child’s game” to you, you’re on the wrooooong website

and yet you still whine about it.