You know what? Go fuck yourself.

He and Jimmy Fallon are the Kings of oh I don’t know, self involved, disingenuous pricks. but I like their lip sync battles. no I don’t.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

Agree w/ The Otters, this needs way, way more stars.

This needs more stars.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

Scoot over and make room for me too.

Absolutely, as long as you realize this is the cussing corner!

Can I come sit by you. This was my exact thought as well.

Exactly, nothing says togetherness like eternal suffering!

Right? Just like all those paintings of people suffering in Hell for eternity.

That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

I am very sorry for the idiotic, contrarian responses you are receiving.

Just adding Jennifer Aniston may be The Queen of Commercials right now, she is pimping EVERYTHING. Just saw a tedious one for Emirates Airlines where she leaves first class to hang out with some kid. As if.

I do not know what are you talking about.

The first two are pretty bad but “the worst” was a cow udder costume?