A.) Fuck Nancy Reagan.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

:)

I’m having trouble imagining how sheltered this person must be to think someone disagreeing with them on the internet is annoying as the world gets, but you to admit, “Go put your face in a garbage disposal” is fabulous. I’m totally stealing it.

You're a god damn genius

And Zoe Saldana doesn’t see a problem with playing Nina Simone in a wig, prosthetic nose and blackface.

“Black folk is too dumb tuh un’erstand duh technuhbabble, y’all.”

Aw, thanks. :)

Are you saying we need a black Stay Puft?

Is that... is that a random rowboat-as-design-element in the very first image? And an Excedrin sign in the bedroom?

It’s almost like bad things happen to most movie characters.

“There’s only one thing that would have scared him out faster than us.”

other take

best take

hot take:

I would buy you a drink every day for the rest of my life if you did that. Not that you’d need me to buy you drinks if you could afford to buy the place, but you know, metaphorically. Because let’s be honest, these days, I’m living on “Garlic Knots for Every Meal” money.

“Oh, that’s bad.”

took me a few clicks but here are pics of the apartment

The poors! The worst curse of all!

if i had the money id buy it and then covert it into affordable housing and watch the rich people shit their pants