clit for lit

Nude for food?

“Liberal Tears brand gauze” aka Obamacare :D

This. The officer who teaches concealed permit classes here has kicked people out for that.

I wonder why the kid wanted to play with it?

The Jacksonville mom maintained she has the right to shoot anyone who threatens her and her family — and she’s teaching her kids to do the same.

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

Best sign ever.

Fuck them, I’d say that the large businesses in the area should do the same thing they did to Indiana when a similar law was attempted awhile back but for the life of me I don’t know what major businesses hold sway there.

Just call him Josh.

You just wrote their lawyer’s defense statement in full.

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.

and maple syrup ...with frozen berries