Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

For some reason, I’m hearing this Tweet in the voice of Charlie Day and it’s perfect.

I was fine until I got to the “I need you to perform...specifically a minnie mouse dead-mow-five head, not a mickey dead-mow-five head.”

You’re fine by me, as long as you don’t say “for all intensive purposes” which is actually my activation phrase for a murderous rampage in the name of grammar.

That’s fucking adorable. Hug your mother for me, please?

omg I just realized I say ‘all of THE sudden’ without realizing it and now I am proper shamed.

LOL How long did you date him?

I dated a guy who would #hastaglike #thisandbreak #phrasesupbecausehedidnt #understandhowitworks. He also would not be corrected on "all of a sudden" and would say "all of THE sudden". I found out some time after he didn't finish high school...these things were shockingly not his worst qualities if you can even…

OH MY GOD.

this is fucking hilarious

Even after reading this article, I still do not know the answer to this question.

I felt like 2003 and earlier was alright?

This somehow looks worse than the fake Flynn in Tron.

If I just went by what I read on this site/the comments on this site, I’d think she was worse than all the Republican candidates combined. As much as I enjoy this site... I may have to peace out until what? June?

Thanks GOD this is all going to be about White People. I was getting worried for awhile that this wouldn’t be all about White People.

Even though her green laser was more powerful than Hill’s her backup guy had the super powerful Violet laser.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

Oh don't you worry, Romancing the Stone is on my to-do list.

Ditto. I would have the best time ever cooking huge calorie-laden meals for dirty, exhausted cowboys and ranch hands. I've always wanted to live on a working ranch, so I gobble those stories up. Ree Drummond is living my fantasy, that bitch wonderful woman is so fucking lucky I can't stand it.

Sidenote: I think this all calls for a reviewing of Romancing the Stone. I may or may not have done this recently, myself, and may or may not have enjoyed that delicious little dish once again.