Every time I see her, I sing that. Jean-Ralphio makes my life a better place.

She's the woooooooooooooooooooooooorst! She is the worst person in the world, HUGE skank, terrible.

You'd be stressed to if you saw yourself being mounted by a giant marshmallow.

Glad she's okay but any horse that takes the attitude of "Fuck 'yo photo!" is a horse I like.

Murky buckups. This will be fantastic reading.

Put her head through the arm hole by accident lol

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

I hate people. Fuck this world.

Was just about to say, this whole thing is so fake. Gotta give it to Tay Tay tho, she has a good PR machine

nah

nah

These people aren't "friends".

Reminds me of the original Neil Gaiman plot in the Sandman stories. John Dee, a crazed lunatic, gets ahold of a powerful totem owned by Dream. At the time I thought the story was farfetched. Who is that terrible?

and this is what he looks like

That cup.

I can't begin to tell you ladies and gents how awesome you are, but YOU ARE. My etsy shop is doing better than I imagined and I appreciate every Jezzie who stopped by to take a look, as well as those who ordered! www.etsy.com/shop/deadhandcrafts

My dog had the same reaction to this video that Stella had to the pineapple. I had to mute it.

my depression is at threat level midnight again :(