That photo of the reporter holding the mic up to the woman dressed as Bumble the Abominable Snowman walking her poodle is pretty much everything.
This is the best thing that has happened to me today.
I made you a Christmas present!
I'm sorry. While I understand your concern (and want to assure you I didn't have an iron stomach before I started working at Ye Olde Jezebele), this headline (IN UNDER 70 CHARACTERS) is also some of my best work. I wish there was a "Headline Awards" thing I could send this to and bring home the trophy for all of us…
He doesn't even work in our office. He just gets to work without pants on, remotely.
Please donate to my non-profit, People For the Unethical Treatment of PETA.
It's nice to have a story once in a while that isn't super exhausting to parse: everyone involved here is an asshole.
You keep nerding!
Did y'all know that March of Dimes began as a campaign for donations to the campaign to eradicate polio? People sent tons and tons of dimes to the FDR White House?! I learned this in the excellent Polio: An American Story.
If you're pro-life, you better fucking be on this woman's side and supportive of making corporations treat pregnant women fairly in the workplace or you're a goddamn hypocrite.
Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.
If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.
omg i am LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."