Long time reader and first time commenter here. My husband just told me that he doesn't want to discuss a plan to have a child because he thinks I am unhealthy and inactive and that I wouldn't have a healthy baby. It's true that I don't work out (he works out multiple times a day and his view of average is skewed).…

I have special fun when there are liberal country stars and their fanbase goes freaking BERSERK.

I kept a Valentine book that my kindergarten boyfriend wrote and illustrated for me. It is heart-shaped.

Thank you. That's the best cake in the history of mankind!

It would have been hilarious if they replaced him with gay pornstar Girth Brooks.

Solid point. I hadn't thought about it. In the wake of suddenly feeling allowed to love Garth, I will now post "The Thunder Rolls", my secret not so secret favorite country karaoke jam...

You did it you cracked the code. Kids dictate letters to their parents. One of history's greatest mysteries solved.

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

The picture of Garth you selected is perfect, Mark. That's the exact face I was making while reading this story.

Well shit. Garth Brooks. Who knew?

Well, Garth Brooks would have been promoting merchandise, whereas Whoopi Goldberg might actually talk about Ferguson and address the issues we're all thinking about.

BOOM!

...wait 20 years to face any consequences.

Just doing my part to call out those good cop sexhists.

I had not been able to piece together what that hashtag meant until now. Thank you so much for exhisting and helping me out

#goodcopsexhist

...talk about their love of pudding!

Isn't it, though?

Dick box.

Om nom nom. His failure is delicious.