To be fair, roughly $600 million of that will be allocated to the Phil Kessel Cheeseburger fund. It may seem like a lot, but if Phil runs out of cheeseburgers? Hooooboy.

wish you would get penetrated by a horse, tbh.

Tomorrow on Adequate Man: Stairs - What’s their deal?

No, he works at Domino’s. And he’ll be goddamed if he has to come home to cold meatloaf AGAIN KAREN!

Because her husband is out with his yahoo buddies again, and he didnt even call.

In her defense, she probably just assumed the ball was dirty dishes, and the net was a kitchen sink.