I remember thinking she was far too cool to be a Cosby kid. We were like where did this human even come from?

Aren’t most of those followers just bots that they paid for?

Women who aren’t ready to be mothers make the best mothers! Every good Christian knows that!

I await the flood of pro-lifers eager to pounce on her that she dare have sex and dare become successful instead of suffer a lifetime of struggling to support a child she wasn’t ready to have.

So married people have to do everything together now? Shit, I better tell my husband he can’t go on any more boys’ trips without me.

My HS GF brought up that a dude told her this, like an uncle to boot, WTF! Who says shit like this?

or it was just a badly run company.  I mean did you see how much oil Bieber was wasting as it spurted out like a water fountain?  Perhaps he should have shown some urgency and taken care of that stuff.  

Nice. Skyrim should have a creature that spawns to punish you if you litter. Call it - I don’t know, the Xarol. LMFAO!

The gym is absolutely the last piece of my “normal” life that I will resume, and it will not be for quite some time. Gym people are fucking nuts, and I absolutely do not trust them to stay home if they have symptoms. Many people consider the gym a great way to knock out a cold or virus, and given we can’t even get a…

Hi, if you are going to report on this tragedy at least be accurate. “His girlfriend warned authorities that Wortman was driving an SUV modified to resemble a police cruiser and was probably dressed as an officer.” He was driving a modified police cruiser he had bought at an auction. He then switched to am SUV he…

 Who's to say that exercise isn't fun?

I really love the mental image of Ivanka making two maids lift her up while she pretends to do a pull up and then being so proud of herself for what she accomplished.

The LDS church encourages being prepared for emergencies (I dont know if it is quite doomsday prepper bunker level) but a lot of Mormons probably got pantries and garages stocked up. 

I thought the very idea that he should go to the UK during this worldwide epidemic was absolutely ludicrous.

I’ve had some moments like that myself! And then I’m up at 4:19 a.m. reading the news and making forts for my new fork friends, so.

WTF

“They’re going to waive the rent for the month of April”

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

The two spaces after a full stop...yeah, I do that too. Or rather, my thumbs do it automatically.  Why did it change?  I guess it’s a generational thing.

Jeez, how much sex do you have to have in order to get to the point where you can only be satisfied by having multiple women pee in your mouth?

“You guys are peeing on me tonight,”