Me?

It’s actually sort of brilliant, now that I think of it. You sweat a lot in hockey pads, so electrolyte replenishment becomes an issue. Commercial mustard like that is generally very high in salt. In addition to that, I imagine the mustard seed and vinegar work to light up the sinuses, like a sort of low-grade…

A man finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out.
“You have three wishes,” says the genie.
“For my first wish, I’d like to rid world of lawyers”
“Done. You have no more wishes left”
“What?! You said I had three!” says the startled man
“Sue me”

It’s so perplexing to me! It’s like nothing any famous woman does in the way of activism is ever good enough. The go-to approach seems to be to pick holes in whatever they’re doing, and then gleefully point out all the holes. (For some reason Cardi B is an exception to this rule. Everything she does seems to be…

“A little incest never hurt anybody”—The Hapsburgs

A father long accused of taking advantage of his incredibly famous daughter no longer having the ability to control her medication? Perhaps that’s a good thing. But we still live under a legal system that allowed him to strip his daughter of free will and every legal right she was born with. And as long as he…

I worked at Sephora for four years. I quit last December because I simply could not take another holiday in the mall - BECAUSE THE DAMN HOLIDAYS STARTED AFTER HALLOWEEN.

September 4th, 2019. The first time in history that Megan McCain decided mentioning her father was not relevant.

If Hurricane Dorian can get to 1M followers on Twitter, it will turn away from the U.S.!

Quick fun point before I go into my rant: 69% of Americans do not own a firearm, despite there easily being 50-60 million MORE firearms in the country than there are actual people living in it.

When you're ready, though, snippy-snippy is so damn nice.

The victims do know that these recruiters are also victims.

Is no one going to mention what looks like an already broken pane of glass in the background? This apparently isn’t the little maniac’s first rodeo.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

I appreciate you advocating for more roundabouts, and I agree. 

All I know is that almost every sport’s attempts to “[GOAT]-proof” their sport is in response to an African-American outlier/GOAT player. Wilt, Tiger, Simone, etc.

Triple-double? I’m not that impressed, I start every day with a double-double.

I feel sorry for that poor principal. The Kardassian is probably not the only entitled parent in the school, and I imagine the principal’s day is an endless stream of whining parents weighing in on everything from lunch menus to curriculum issues. Those parents know nothing more than what they read on Twitter that…

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.