That’s why they call him Beverley Crusher. 

I hope the Cubs lose for another 108 yrs

Brian Colangelo to Markelle Fultz: “Just like that, son...”

Pence was all over that divot.

There’s a write whey and a wrong whey to make a bad pun. Casein point^

Good job churning that joke out quickly.

I’m just glad to see that the GEICO caveman is still able to find good work in LA.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I take issue with their caviar attitude.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

The Winnipeg Jets and the Sturgeon have a lot in common. Both, when young, are bottom dwellers.

I love Ikea!

its good you can be alone with it. :)

Somethingsomething hot take.

Damon claims he didn’t try to kill the Harvey Weinstein story. All he knows is that can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars out front. He can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred and fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. He know…

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

I both hate the Porg for being a tool of the Disney marketing machine and also weirdly love it for being a cute and innocent victim in all this. I both want to stamp it out of existence and also hug it and tell it that’s safe now and doesn’t need to cry anymore. (And then snap it’s adorable little neck)