I’m glad it took so long for people to understand this was a joke.

Bravo sir- lots of bites, managed to string several along and still managed to throw a few winks in for those who are not humor impaired

This is all a joke though, right?

Could you have put some spoiler tags in?

If Archhie had given up any more runs, it would’ve made his manager look like a real jughead.

Got a fine didgeridoo, that one.

He should play for the Marlins, if he wants to be alone.

So I’m bored, but here ya go.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

Believe me, I’m keeping Amtrak of all these puns.

You get a low grade for crossing the line

She must have seen the train coming and thought, run! Avalon to live!

You don’t choose to be in the situation, it choo choo chooses you.

I thought it was an Ipecyrrhic victory.

That’s Mattingly’s response to questions about the Marlins’ popularity in South Florida, too.

Picked up by the Pats, has three seasons as an all-pro before being traded back for a 2nd round pick, and promptly disappearing from the face of the earth.

This is legit hilarious.

How have I never seen that before? its so... perfect.

And you go home and you cry and you want to die

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.