I guess they should have taken Rudolph with them after all.

Braspberry? After the infamous “wardrobe malfunction” incident, should’t Timberlake avoid ever saying bra in public?

“My cock approves, big-time.”: a sentence written by an adult in a novel for other adults, and not from a 17-year-old’s fanfic.

I saw the first GIF and assumed this thread would be about a guy named Moore grabbing people without their consent.

He was blessing everyone one individually and without taking on any water. At least Tiny Tim knew to be succinct and well hydrated:

Chalk it up to their only being so many rock puns. We are doing our flinty best to carve out some.

If they remove the rock, people may go crazy. It will be said they lost their marble.

They are the basalt of the Earth.

Be nice or someone may pumice you.

They really need to remove the rock and leave everyone with a clean slate.

After having Thomas stories read to them and watching umpteen Thomas videos, why would any child not be petrified of getting on a train?

And, now, the senior most Ball is reportedly looking to ship both his children, LiAngelo and LaMelo overseas, thusly ending their collegiate careers before they began.

Had White ripped Gronk’s chain off during the play?

I own a Prius and an Outback. Somehow I do not have a single bumper sticker even though I feel that the Coexist sticker comes standard with both.

A Day in your life

Counterpoint:

His team was behind when he made that shot.

It goes on sale this upcoming summer, with pricing to be announced later.

Make sure you consult with all of the stakeholders and engage in a conversation.

But if someone makes a thread full of puns, I will get behind it ass expected.