Absolutely the best series finale I’ve ever seen in my 50 years on this mudball. 

You just described The Fast and the Furious series of movies.

He was also in Bruce Lee’s Game of Death!

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one still struggling a bit with Tom Petty’s death. It must be way worse for Eddie Vedder since he actually knew the guy and actually got to perform with him, but as a diehard fan it’s really hard coming to the grips that Tom isn’t still out there with the Heartbreakers rocking some…

Here’s where I’m coming at this: the Hobbit has been one of my favorite books since I was a kid, I love the Lord of the Rings movies, I saw the first Hobbit movie in theaters and fell asleep during it, and I haven’t watched any of the sequels.

“Ooh, tell me more!” - Anonymous, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

You’ve not experienced Tolkien until you have read him in the original Klingon.

You know that’s where this is going. trump’s terrified Stormy will tell the world he’s got a small penis, and Stormy knows this.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Adult Swim has been wildly inconsistent ever since I can remember.

Best Star Trek *period*

How’d he die, anyway?

I feel like thats the anti-foot fetish. Have you ever seen a dance feet up close? They’re fucking gnarly.

I wouldn’t really say that it was the movie that spawned a devoted fan base.

That’s why I abandoned TNG. They introduced the Borg as this unstoppable threat, and then pretty much ignored them. 11-year-old me said “fuck this,” and never looked back.

Take care Florida. Don’t be proud or stubborn. Be safe.

Every time I see a lego Millennium Falcon, I think of this clip. And I laugh.

Read your initial five episode review, and then preceded to watch the entire series in a single day. Damn this show is good.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

why couldnt it be Trump? crap there is no justice.