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I used to buy drugs from a guy named Dale in High Point. Fuck that guy.

The only Zagato I’d want.

Bayern: #5 in revenue, maybe higher in profit. And have loan money to other clubs and put on charity matches to raise money for other clubs.

Realistically, the scumbag thieves probably weren’t looking for art. They were looking for tools.

Porsches should only be available in pastel colors.

Rarely can it be said that the dude on the Smith Machine is the real hero, but Goddamnit, I love the way that man keeps dutifully squatting his reasonable amount of weight.

If you’re on the Smith machine, you don’t get to shake your head at anybody.

His spot philosophy was “Move outta the way of my camera, bro, I’m tryin ta get internet famous.”

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

He was in a rack at least so he MIGHT have been ok if he dumped smart. But considering how dumb everything else in the video is, I wouldn’t expect that.

I’ve been a Seahawks fan for 35 years and cannot stand bullshit about the “12's” like this. I wish Cam had thanked Jesus for hating Russ & the Seahawks enough to help the Panthers win. #notallhawksfans

Seriously? Cam is such a disgrace. How could he not recognize that - when he threw that 12th man flag - he was throwing it in the face of the cancer-ridden and homeless? It would be almost as ridiculous as not recognizing that, every time you masturbate, God kills a baby kitten.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Right, because no player in Seattle’s history has ever been accused of taunting or lack of class....

+1 ticket to the Louvre