“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

You mean it’s all a bunch of Mularkey?

I would like this opportunity to announce that I will try to buy the Titans. Venmo me all your money so I can afford it.

“For Frodo”

What if the fourth kneel is like, super fancy? And in slow-mo? With freaking Boba Fett. And some booze. And hookers. You know what forget everything but the booze and hookers. Football is lame.

The hypocrisy that this hit is flagrant but the other one is just good hard football is such a fucking joke.

Skyline Chili is people. People!

What’s incredible is that all the Bengals had to do to win was to kneel three times and kick a field goal! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

I am probably the wrong person to comment on anything to do with the Marine Corps, as I am one of those people who would like to see the Marines disbanded as needlessly redundant (as well as hopelessly anachronistic and probably detrimental to overall military function). It is no surprise, given the longstanding…

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

What staggers me is the sheer size of these trucks. As an Australian and more used to the size of a Hilux, Triton, BT-50 or Navara and where a Landcruiser is is ‘pretty big car’, seeing the occasional F150 on the road (they’re somewhat rare in Perth Western Australia ) is just mind boggling.

I guess you could call it by it’s title during the days of the tall sailing ships, the “broadside”, but that sounds misogynistic given the gender of the car’s occupants.

They could have lined up, side to side, and all opened fire! Modern day pirate ship battle

Before the season began it was pretty widely known the 49ers were going to be trash. They proved to be just that and now they get rid of the one guy with waste management experience.

I used to do this in the ‘do what you want’ mode from Age of mythology. Pit a thousand myth units against one Osiris.

FOR FRODO!!!!

FOR FRODO!!!!