Factoid the first: The Bills will play the Jaguars, coached by a guy they paid millions of dollars to quit after two years on the job.

You used to call me on my self-own

Jalopnik has always asked a single question about the Toyota Camry.

He’s concussion proof.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

So OSU having 3 wins better than Bama’s best win means zero eh

Like this one?

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Richard Ayoade would be great! #MossforEverything!

A mid-engine supercar with a 3.5l twin-turbo V6 and a top speed of about 217 mph?

Shit, Michigan football is Serie A’s business now.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Chevrolet-Cavalier-2dr-Coupe-Z24-/172483059887?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2828caa0af:g:sVEAAOSw44BYdnRD&item=172483059887

90's Chevy cavalier.
Because a GM will run bad longer than most car will run at all.

Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.

You’ll want to limit feline acquisitions to ten cats, as the eleventh cat gets nothing.