You can always tell a Milford Man.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

“You’ll never make the playdowns that way”

Never underestimate the ability of ego-based marketing to separate steakheads from their money.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

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This info is great and all, but I want my news in useless bar graph form so I go straight to ESPN stats.

Upon further review, there was no intent to kick. Suh just stumbled. Entirely inadvertent.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

Hard to believe that an NFL head coach would have more job security with the Raiders at this point, but here we are.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

Matthews: You ain’t Russell Wilson, bro!

KELLY: If you’re leaving, take the Spruce Moose!

Kelly: That tears it, I’m trading Murray to the Jaguars for a conditional 12th round pick.

This is what HD TV was meant for. This guy would have gone unappreciated in the 90s.

Not enough hair to be a bear

Punting in Madden is for the birds.

Just play a game of Madden online then

This would have worked out fine had she realized his name is Steve.

The bear was just exercising its species’ Second Amendment right to fuck up some asshole’s kayak.