No one gives a shit.
Such a dog, no one else in the conversation even gave it a moment’s thought:
No, it doesn’t have a “cop motor” or “cop brakes” per se. It does have cop suspension! These are almost PAINFULLY slow...250 HP at it’s best, 4100 pounds BEFORE the police put all of their equipment in. Between the anemic (albeit reliable) SOHC 4.6 V8 and an ancient (again albeit reliable) 4-speed automatic, it will…
415 horsepower 6.2L V8:
Porsche 912E. Looked like a 911. Was not a 911. 86 horsepower. 0-62 in 13.5 seconds.
Mark 1 GTI. 110hp, 0-60 in 9 seconds. Seemed fast for the late 70’s, especially when my parents’ Fairmont with a 302 could barely peg the 85 mph speedometer.
Trolllolollollllll
The answer is always...
1999-2006 era Toyota Celica. Especially the 140 horsepower version.
“Sunday night, my co-worker calls, begging me not to press charges against her son.”
More like a Scobee-don’t amiright?
I’ll see myself out.
Poor Josh. He’ll feel a lot better after having some Scobee snacks.
Man, the only thing that gets more mileage than a dirty TDI are the stories about it.
I need to see photos of this van
“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”
BARBER: Really? Again??
Probably no haircut in human history has communicated as devastating a summation of its owner’s entire life as the insane orange Moe Howard bowl cut sported by Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis. Carve the shape of it into the wall of his father Al Davis’s mausoleum and it will tell a richer and truer story of heredity…