But she lies and says she’s actually 34 cans.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

Ford makes a pretty nice one (but won’t give it to us):

be back to 100 percent

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

The Avalon looks damn sharp with its DRLs running.

My pick is the Avalon. I think it looks quite classy, and is better than the pricier Lexus ES to which it is closely related. I especially like the interior, which could be described as relaxed and gentlemanly. Too bad the Prius’ designers couldn't use the Avalon as inspiration instead of the unfortunately-styled…

Now with more moustache:

oh heyyyyyyy

“Hue hue hue hue hue”

The current one is no looker but this is awe inspiringly ugly.

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.