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I for one would love to see a 30-something Michelle Tanner say nothing but “You got it, duuuude!”

Welcome home! Happy New Year. :)

Why not channel your anger into your art?

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

Coincidentally, today I enjoyed the other kind of Hard Candy Christmas.

I think you pulled it off.

I once saw DDL walking around incognito in full costume, old-timey mustache and all, in Union Square in NYC. Best and weirdest celebrity sighting of my life.

Up until this very moment I thought she used to be married to Gavin Degraw and he always seemed like a nice guy to me so I was constantly confused by the Gavin hate but the google machine just told me it was gavin Rossdale and I don’t know who that is

i am wondering if she is back on drugs

This is a good time to remember this.

“And if you read carefully she DOES call her Mom. The Mom just feels like those calls always have an agenda”

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Gosling seemed a bit awkward. But Kate McKinnon...man is she a star! She’s the best thing on the show by far!

“My legs are tired.”

As far as tabloid rags go, Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus is the modern day UFO.

But Maaaaaaaark we all just aaaaate.

Thanksgiving is work, looking after animals belonging to people who can actually afford to go somewhere for the holiday. So I’m sneaking out for an orphan’s meal near my apartment, which will be serving Cthurkey.

what do they expect me to do at work now?! ACTUAL WORK?

A plague on both your houses.

I can’t feel no fat when I touch you