A myopic liberal would have to squint to see their own racism.

I find the racism distatesful, but that’s just me. Perhaps you don’t find racism distatesful.

She's equally ashamed of her trimmed vulva. I think it's just terrific.

Sure being autistic is a good reason for making a fuck-ton of commotion in a plane.

Only in a rape culture can a man get away with this.

Indeed! Tweezers will be ideal for the shrimp cocktail we eat before you enjoy feasting on my abnormally sized human penis. It could almost be characterized as freakishly large in nature. Weighing in 167 lbs. and measuring over 31 feet, you may have difficulty cramming it all in your stomach.

Why do I feel like I’m reading Reader’s Digest?

Pull out my cock and suck it

We're convinced it's the end of western civilization. You are stewarding this demise. A thousand shames upon your family.

How much donyiu want for yours?

It's haut cloture. It will be so fetch

Quit, bitch.

The world is fathered by ambitious men that don’t have to sacrifice time for child birth. The world is mothered by women that can attract these men and raise their children.

Hillary doesn't have a chance.

It would be morally accurate to have Jeffrey Dahmer replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

Yeah. Fuck white men!!! Kill me all!

Must you even ask?

Yes. Thin skinned adults that are susceptible to juvenile insults do seem to be growing in numbers. I anticipate another cultural cry for censorship by this generation.

If I was rich and famous, I would surround myself with thieves. That seems like a good strategy.

She'll lose.