I’m with you man, eagles are severely over rated. Just vultures with good PR. Hang around a dump in the north west and tell me how majestic they are. Damn shit-hawks.

Bowerbirds are pretty cool.

free rent, three hots and a cot ... ? sounds pretty smart to me.

I hate the fucking eagles, man.

Crows are the best and smartest birds. I hope you keep your (wrong) opinion of crows to yourself, because they remember faces and can communicate to each other about people they don’t like.

Correct.

The killdeer has a badass name and, when it has a nest of eggs, will ward off predators by pretending to have a broken wing (easy target, mr. fox) and running away to lure the predator away from the nest. When the predator gets close enough, the killdeer flies away, and is no longer close to the nest. They’re among…

Any list that doesn’t have the Magnificent Frigate bird as #1 is shit. Look it up, those things are great.

Crows and ravens are the best birds, number 1, eagles and owls are punks with flash wingspans, glory birds, they are terrible, I will fight all of you