They’ve got a good brand manager. I’ll give them that.

Herons, Pelicans, Kingfishers are all cooler to watch catch a fish.
Watching them fly is no more or less majestic than raptors. And eagles don’t do things like literally hover before attacking, or kill on the wing.

Crows are like top-10 in the entire animal world for intelligence. Saying they’re the same as seagulls is like saying there’s no difference between humans and baboons.

Nobody tell him about boobies.

Taxonomically they are a different family, so there is some nerd-based justification for being okay with owls other than Barn owls.

The American Robin should actually be our national bird.

Deserves at least honorable mention:

It’s a songbird. And it murders things. It’s the Omar Little of the bird world.

Don’t ever listen to the sound they make!

I was going to point out that some crows are smarter than some Trump voters...and thought, nah. But then the phrasing of your comment pushed me over the edge.