1. I didn’t know how much I wanted these in my life

He pulled himself up by his nutstraps!

Man, I feel like Jackson is so explicitly evil that we just need to fast track the whole thing. Harriet or no, this shit has got to go.

One reason I love being around Central Texas, lots of great kolaches, including poppy seed ones that are to die for if you find the right places.  

I think he had many strong Black women in his life that he now resents. 

I like to put Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning on salmon with some soy sauce and put it in the oven at 400 for 15 minutes

Black women have been at the forefront of every single Black movement, with the exception of this “he-man woman hater” hotep bullshit.

He was probably concerned that her grace and intelligence would rub off. 

So, I went and read through Taylor’s twitter thread, and there’s this:

Yeah, sweet poppy seed filling as used in Jewish and Russian/Slavic/Eastern European sweets is the absolute best. Would go for the poppy seed kolach before any other flavor.

Their best form is in a syrup-bound paste, the Ashkenazi answer to red bean paste and namesake for hamantaschen (literally “the poppyseed cookies”).

Maybe people aren’t noticing the top exhaust pipe, from the rear cylinder, exiting *just in font of the front cylinder*, pointing *forward*. So... All that hot exhaust gas, and occasional flames, are going to blow right back at your leg! Not much you can do to avoid getting burned other than ride with your right leg…

That exhaust:

White people love sandwiches. White people love white meat chicken.

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even…

The same Madison County Sheriff’s Department notorious for civil rights violations?

Well, based on the police reports and testimony, this was obviously a justified shooting.

We already do that: It’s called The Clapback Mailbag.

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.

Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week? I mean this may make into the dumbass hall of fame. I mean did these unseasoned, latte drinking, yoga pants wearing, Kid Rock listening MAGA chuds partake in this thinking this was supposed to be a pleasant…