Guys. I’ve just decided to sell the most amazing invention. It’s called “Aluminum Wrap.” It’s going to cost $75 per roll, because it’s made strictly from recycled aluminum cans, and while it’s flexible, it’s also a little stiff - so you could wrap food in it.

Boy, you know how many cops the Punisher has maimed and/or killed?

And Bill's (or is it Ted's I can't remember) stepmom.

I thought there wasn’t enough smoking for the 80's.

Jacqueline Bisset in Class...That elevator scene. yowsa. Of course in today’s world the movie would be more about her struggles with being bipolar. Ellen was, like Mrs. Wheeler, a woman who had regrets about the choices she made in life. Of course she handled the situation completely different. 

No doubt. I just thought Mrs. Wheeler got better after she decided not to go to the motel.

There will absolutely people who by into narrative. That is the exact point of the setup and how it commentates on our own world’s media and how people by into fake news.

Since I’ve spent the last couple years fine-tuning a kölsch recipe to my ideal, I’d have to say the 5-gal corny keg in my beer fridge is the ideal packaging for that style. But a 30-pack of stubby li’l cans would be damn delightful (and way more portable)!

Ah, the Hapsburgs. The ultimate non-branching tree.

Master Race Gene™

“Although the virus does not infect the digestive system, I am still conducting research on a potential therapy for emergency situations that involves someone slapping the shit out of racists.”

I'd like to add moon knight to that list.

Yeah. The scene was great. The whole point of progress is that being gay or straight shouldn’t be a big deal. Making it a big deal makes it disingenuous.

Totally agree. And it was Cap - whose morals were developed in the 1930s and 40s, a career soldier and religious man (“There’s only one god maam, and he doesn’t dress like that”). Not only doesn’t Cap react, he engages. I loved that moment.

Actually, this is exactly what they want. They want to pay for their kids, their trash collectors, their city services, and nada mas.

That’s perfectly in line with Republican ideology though. “I don’t have a uterus so why should I have to pay for those sluts' birth control?" It's stupid and selfish as hell, but not at all surprising.

It bears repeating: in some cases we’re operating LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME CAMPS.

I watched Coates yesterday, and when the video ended had tears in my eyes.

George Takei may be the person most entitled to the bumper sticker that says “I can’t believe I’m still protesting this shit.”