Mother would also disapprove.

ah FUCK thinking about the way Chuck and Nancy are going to hand wring about civility is making my blood boil

So Trump is DEFINITELY going to go to this warehouse and make some speech about animals destroying our amazing economy and how these workers should be lynched (but not in a racist way). Meanwhile, Democrats will wring their hands and say they support the message of the workers but not the incivility of walking out on…

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Former reporter and editor at the NYDN here. I’ve never worked in a worse place in my life and I used to work in advertising. It was such a toxic, xenophobic and generally abusive place that I quit without having a fallback.

Against their wills, they were made to pay him for being a fucking pig.

See also: Toys R Us. 

Yeah, I’m all about lunch by myself. Doesn’t matter the restaurant. I just need to get away from people for an hour. I remember eating dinner at a Olive Garden and the guy at the next table was all by himself reading a book while eating his meal. I was low-key jealous. He seemed totally content. A good book and some…

As my name suggests, I’m an old white guy. I know of Taylor swift, as I know of Beyoncé, but I am pretty sure I’ve never listened to either’s songs. (Nothing against Beyoncé mind you, except I don’t want to be that old guy rocking out to hip hop in my car, it’s just weird).

“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”

Beware! Ted Cruz might see this and use it in a congressional setting to deem it hate speech lol

Forget calling the police just beat her ass for doing that

White people who knock on the door after the store is closed.

and whoever told Taylor Swift that remaking “September” was a good idea.

i hate shopping because i hate being in the same aisle as people. any people. i hate it. i dont like to be around people.

It’s different in different parts of the country, but in Florida it works like this.

Fox Sports just released their response: Guy #1 has been promoted to Chairman and CEO of Fox News.

Reporter: “How deep is the USDA’s regret?”
*Bros wrest away USDA mic*
“So deep, so deep, so deep, it’ll put your ass to sleep.”

I’m just here to learn what the muppets position is.