Tesla: “Autopilot is not a self-driving technology, it’s your fault if you die”

People only remember what they hear first. Even if Tesla is at fault people will say “Oh Tesla said the guy driving was the problem”

Oh yeah. This was by no means a waste. The entertainment factor alone made it worthwhile, and he gave Mueller more ammunition in the process.

Also, less funny but more (!!!) :

“YOU’LL NEVER SUBPOENA ME, MUELLER! ARREST ME! TRUMP COLLUDED AND EVERYONE IS GUILTY AS FUCK BUT YOU’LL NEVER GET ANY INFORMATION OUT OF ME!”

Something something broken clocks something something twice a day.

Well he did say the following quotes today, so I wouldn’t call it a complete waste of time:

Someone sobered up and realized he was going to end up in big boy prison

Here’s the main reason. Amazon delivery service basically functions like Uber. Meaning these delivery guys are pretty much unscreened. Got a car and a phone? You can be Amazon delivery. And have access to everyones’ house who has one of these locks.

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around why anyone would agree to letting a corporation such as Amazon put s microphone and camera in their home, much less giving them physical access as well. Seems like it’d be more secure to just rig up some sort of lock box that they have access to on the porch.

The punctuation you use matters as well. Research suggests that using periods to end all of your messages can make them seem “too final” and insincere. At the same time, an exclamation point has been shown to make messages seem more sincere. For example, there’s a big difference between the texts “I’m fine.” and “I’m…

Paraphrasing a text exchange I read online: