I mean, technically the last dude’s cum I swallowed could have been a child but no one is accusing me of being a cannibal.

There is literally not such thing as an unborn child.

That’s why the right-wing extremists need rhetoric, because facts are not on their side.

I like that it has to be buitoni. And that you've experimented with other pestos. This makes this even more strange, and enthralling just the same.

Re: your leaving some food/drink.

Well that escalated quickly. RIP Sue.

HUUUUUCK WUUUUUUUUT?

HUCK JUST DID WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO TO LENA DUNHAM OMG

Holy shit! Did not see that coming!

I got nothing. Maybe slurping up cum real fast. But I'm pervy lol

Lena. Dunham. UGH.

Fuck yes. I am completely enamored with my pubes. I have a full bush and I love it, anyone who dislikes it can go fuck themselves.

ME. LOVE MY PUBES

Pasties are a really good middle ground for this!!!

I agree with you. Though, I find it hard to describe what a lingerie pic would look like without taking the male gaze into account. Can you articulate what male-gazeless photos of women in lingerie would look like?

Until recently, it was that my helicopter in Iraq had been shot down by an RPG.

Now to get a job that allows 6 weeks off for bed rest. Hmm maybe I should run for Congress.

She couldn't leave the relationship until she had another interesting man?

He might be a tool, but sir, you're the whole tool box! Only a person with an education of a socket wrench would think that going to one of the premier schools in the world is a a knock.

Growing up, my father used to take leftover turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, mix em up, bread them, and make turkey croquettes topped with the Thanksgiving gravy. Highly recommended