I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

For some reason, I’m more inclined to listen to the football experience of someone who played at a recreational level with friends over a D-III player.

Headline in 2 years; Liquidation Sale-USA- Everything Must Go!!

seriously what are the odds of that

Nothing like the craft beer accents of leather, pine tar, pitcher sweat and whatever else the pitcher had been rummaging around for in his pants for.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Now they have to pay for the wall. That’s how this works, right?

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

At least he died doing what he loved, inconveniencing motorists.

I literally will not watch this for 2 reasons:

1) because even reading the description made me cringe so fucking hard I barely made it through the article without NOPE-ing out of it, and

Uh, yes, McQuery and Paterno absolutely should have reported a case of suspected child abuse to the proper authorities, and not just to two fuckwits in the PSU chain of command. Because that’s what a human being actually concerned about protecting a kid should do. Instead, all of them simply wanted to CYA, which is…

The league president then called a press conference, suspending both Aguilar and Triverio for their behavior, but the officials went on with their plans to strike throughout the weekend. The league is working to reschedule the cancelled games.

History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

No I have only one. But I commented the other day I was thinking of building a second one and the name kind of stuck.

And do you in fact have two sheds?

Woohoo! 10 lbs in each hand, walking around my apartment for 5 minutes straight! I could have gone longer, but I wanted to finish my glass of wine. Because that's just the kind of body builder I am, I suppose.