Being from the Cleveland area I avoid the Browns twitter account to keep from furthering my depression. But do the Browns always make announcements from Dee & Jimmy? It reads like an invitation to a cocktail party or a birth announcement. I’m sure she’s a nice lady, and most likely knows more about football than…

When did crazy as a shit house rat become our #1 criteria for being president of something?

What the hell did that guy say?

The Olympic bidding process is corrupt.

He looks the same rightside up as upside down.

Look at the size of those toilets. Must be the ladies room.

So we can believe Dana that Brock has discovered a diet and excersizes program to grow to impossible size, but has chosen not to write it down in a book and sell it for a trillion dollars.