The sheer amount of support that Trump — adulterous, sacrilegious, philandering bigoted Trump — from right-wing American Christians just shows how morally bankrupt and empty modern US evangelical culture is. They’ve basically turned into an auxiliary of the Republican National Committee, with no consistent values or…

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

The dying poor children in the U.S. don’t give him the glorified media attention he craves and thrives off of.

Roomy and Sir.

If you combine Trump and Bannon, you get Kenneth McMilan’s Baron Harkonen.

No no no. Steve Bannon isn’t fat. He’s the ideal weight for an adult male Hutt.

So Randy should support the baseball dude then right? RIGHT?

Yeah, I don’t get it. “I didn’t expect it to be this hard and vicious in Washington.” THAT SHOWS YOU KNOW LITERALLY NOTHING ABOUT WASHINGTON AND POLITICS! YOU INCOMPETENT TWATS!

A level of viciousness? They sold “Hillary for Prison” T-shirts at Trump campaign rallies! Her daddy was the one who mocked a disabled reporter. GTFO with that shit, Ivanka. She’s willing to blame everyone but Daddy (who is the most vicious of them all).

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

No. Just no. That relies on the argument that Trump and Obama are equal and therefore worthy of the same amount of respect. We don’t dislike Trump because he is brown. We don’t dislike him because he is liberal. We don’t have some vague notion that by lifting others up with equality it stomps on our privilege. False.

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

always relevant in this context

I run into that mentality so much that it makes me not want to interact with other humans. Do they think that admitting a mistake is tantamount to denying one’s own existence? In most of these cases, if you manage to hem them in so that they have no choice but to admit a fault, they still have strategies upon…

Number one red flag for literally anybody I ever meet that I know immediately is a horrendous person to deal with, they make a super obvious mistake and then double down hard as FUCK on it, inventing an entire universe in which their mistake wasn’t a mistake just to avoid admitting to a pretty innocuous mistake.

Who needs a career surgeon?

*tears phone book in half*