The claims he claims Trump didn’t actually claim?

I keep waiting for him to have a total breakdown on live tv. Like crying, yelling, tearing off his clothes. Any day now

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Seriously. All that buildup and hype for the breaking story of “rich guy finds loopholes in American tax system.” YOU DON’T SAY?

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Trump’s Twitter account basically eliminates the need for anyone to spy on him. Also, I mean, when you hold security meetings in public...why would anyone need to spy on you, and when exactly did you become concerned about it?

I was able to translate the tattoo:

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

I don’t think it would ever occur to me to mention anyone’s “stamina”. Maybe that’s just me.

Hannity’s probably going to cocktail parties bragging that he’s the brains behind the whole administration. I guarantee that sooner or later something to that effect will leak out. He’s way too dumb to just enjoy having this level of influence, he’s going to spoil it for himself somehow.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Oh you’re “on the hook for childcare,” eh? Yeah it’s called being a parent. You know, what your wife already understands. Grow the fuck up already.

its not babysitting, they are your kids, twit.

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

“On the hook for childcare.” Yeah, no hookers, booze or blow for a whole eight hours, think you’ll make it?

Arguably one of the best episodes of television ever.

For fucks sake, wypipo. Stop and think for a second. Just one goddamn second.