The L Train has a better chance of running successfully in 2020 than Bill DiBlasio.

...this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God. 

Ugh, why is BDB running?! I don’t know anyone (other than him) that is clamoring for him to run.

No it doesn’t. Because for the last fucking time, I don’t care what anyone believes, birth control pills do not cause abortions.

I, for one, love this clever end run around the 19th Amendment.

Exactly. I’ve been saying it for years: progressives and far-leftists need to get their heads out of their ideologically pure asses and start obsessing over the courts the way Republicans have for decades, and also stop being so fucking narcissistic as to assume they are the majority of the Democratic party…

Oh good, the “it could be worse” argument. That’s like my slightly-racist-aunt who screamed at me that I should just shut up and be thankful cause “they had real sexual harassment back in her day”.

I get what you mean. And I can well imagine, I’m afraid; I’m Irish (and pregnant!) and I fought that campaign. But we do feel sorry for ye in America too. You actually don’t need a passport or a visa to go to the UK from Ireland - open borders. Honestly, it’s comparable to crossing a state border in the US; the…

Every unwanted pregnancy endangers the life of the mother - it endangers her physical health and her mental state. What happens to the women who are driven to suicide when made to carry a rapists’ baby?! Would that not be a perfectly legal reason to save the life of the woman, and end the pregnancy?!

“Their tune will change when they find out it’s their daughter.”

It’s okay, I didn’t have anyone to actually text so I just played snake and pretended I was texting. Prepared me for for now when Im at events and feel socially awkward and I stare at my phone. 

My wife does college admissions interviews for our alma mater and she says about 75% of the students she sees cannot or will not make and maintain eye contact.  We see something similar when interviewing college seniors for entry level jobs.  Ours is a very interpersonal business so this is a non-starter.

As a lifelong South Dakotan I can say with no shame: Fuck Wall Drug. Fun fact about SD is that should you choose/need to drive anywhere it’s likely a 150-300 mile affair (which incidentally is part of the appeal of living here as there is room to breathe) and you can be guaranteed that either on the outgoing or return…

We just had a ‘finding common ground between generations’ presentation at work and one of the biggest things the older folks were were told we NEED to UNDERSTAND about young-uns is that they DO NOT WANT TO INTERACT FACE-TO-FACE with other people unless it’s absolutely, unavoidably necessary. Which sounds like a really…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Yes, books are better than screens, but I still have concerns about loosening the expectations of appropriate table behavior. Having to sit at a table, eat without looking like a caveman, make conversation and tolerate boredom are important skills to learn. Small children can be entertained with crayons, paper, and…

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.