Do you mean the final 4 people who will still be in his Cabinet by midnight tonight?

Honestly and sadly - looking like a Bachelor contestant (and hopefully with the oratory skills of Obama or Kennedy) isn’t all bad. Voters are generally stupid and shallow. If looking good can help bring real change to Tennessee, I’m giving this guy a 🌹. 😉

401k is a must; the earlier the better. Try to contribute enough to get the full employer match. Saving $12000 is a good goal but what is it for? Is that your emergency fund or are you saving for something specific? I’m not a fan of CDs, if you need those funds for an emergency they are tied up. From a return…

My dad said that he didn’t know what 7 years of prison pallor would look like on a man who already looks like the ass end of a cave fish... but that he was excited to find out.

My 4th grade teacher read it aloud to the class. I was a voracious reader and had no patience for listening to someone read to me. Yet I loved the story so much and looked forward to the time when we put our things away and listened to Mrs. Kissane. I wonder where she is now and hope she is just as psyched about the…

“Black Panther” has officially crossed a billion dollars in worldwide box office. A BILLION! I don’t know why, exactly, but I find that number sooooo wonderful and heartening. That, and the news on Jezebel about inclusion riders becoming a real way for Hollywood elite to wield effectively their enormous power is…

I feel like she would be the target audience for the people that put together Frye Festival.

What. An. Idiot . (Hermione voice ) . As a fellow 26 year old, I don’t think you can blame your desire to live above your means solely on the gram. You just were looking for an out for living above your means.

No, she’s not. She’s mute. Every character clearly speaks to her in English throughout the film, but she has to sign to respond to them.

I quote The Artist all the time.

The best part of the entire night will be Ryan Seacrest getting alternately stonewalled and harangued on national television for being dumb enough to still show up to host the red carpet while yelling that we should #BelieveWomen except, y’know, the one accusing him.

that gun bane is going to be weird

I have to take issue with “treated shabbily”. Being ask direct questions and forced to answer them is not shabby it should be the standard. Dem or GOP should be held to account and asked uncomfortable questions. But it seems only Dems have to accept that.

Pablo, that’s not at all realistic.

Also Active Duty. I have heard everyone from E2 to O6 bitch about this stupid parade. No one wants to do it.

Why can’t he like, I don’t know, make Fleet Week happen more often or something? I love sailors.

Also, I’m in the military, and there is literally nothing most of us hate more than parades. They are hot, you have to rehearse a ton, you get yelled at, people pass out, and 70% of the time you don’t care about the event that the parade is meant to honor. They suck. If he wants to celebrate the military he should let…

Mattis! Mattis! You son of a bitch! Get you ass into the Orval Office and tell President Five Deferments no, you not wasting time and money marching highly trained troops around D.C. until he dribbles a load into his tighty-whiteys. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Some suggestions for the parade:

Also, when was the last time the US military was actually involved in a conflict against an actual (as opposed to theoretical) threat to our freedom? 1865? This isn’t to say that the military hasn’t fought for worthwhile causes in the present or more recent past or hasn’t fought to ensure the safety of Americans at…