“People who obsessively think about bad news able to handle the bad news”

This.

One issue that I have with this is that it posits the attainment of certain societally-accpeted goals as success; rather than focusing on a vaster range of quality-of-life criteria. Also, bracing oneself for disappointment (if I understand the second part) is that which many of us who had traumatic childhoods do…

I don’t get why Trump’s fellow candidates aren’t giving him shit for this. They just called for a boycott of all NBC properties because the “mean men” asked them hard questions in the laughable CNBC debate, yet he’s doing a show on NBC. They have a great opportunity to push back and show what an opportunistic,…

Cruise is a known moron.

In all fairness, you do speak like a true lesbian.

I hear this shite all the time, and as a European I really need to ask, who are these people telling you that Europeans can’t be racist?! I think Europeans pretty much invented fucking racism and I have never, ever heard one European person tell me that we can’t be racist. So again, who are you getting this nonsense…

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Once upon a time he was my perfect man: handsome, rich and without gross feet.

They’re ready.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

My mom was PISSED. I even have pictures of the bunnies and me.

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

Sorry but the only founders of this country were God and his son Ronald Reagan.

They didn’t want to humiliate him. They wanted him to “admit” to harboring a secret fantasy to play-act at being a terrorist, a fantasy they were ascribing to him as a Muslim.

Probably trying to get into the top-ranked high school in the nation a few miles away.

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Everytime I get the “here, let me in” text from my boyfriend, I find him outside my apartment trimming his fingernails, just chilling outside clipping like it’s the most common thing in the world. Words cannot express my appreciation after reading this.