There’s never a bad time to leave this somewhere:

State documents do not indicate what happened in the case. There is no record of a conviction, which means the case was probably dismissed. North Charleston police said that they could not say how the case had been resolved and referred questions to the local solicitor’s office, where officials did not return calls.

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

Cool way to sneak in your anti-trans agenda bae, so cool

Yep. When I was an Ops Director I was also the CEO’s unofficial (because he wanted people to respect my non existent authority) secretary and the receptionist. Never mind that I was running all the day to day operations and doing all the billing, I had to drop everything to order and go pick up his lunch.

“Nobody in space would say that stuff” is one of the most beautifully stupid things I’ve ever read, well done.

Point Break is basically Bad Boyz II in reverse. I never got why he just had to surf that last wave. I mean he definitely died.

This is good troll

Hey buddy! Say what you will about Pulp Fiction but I’m not gonna sit here and let you talk shit about Point Break!

That's fine. I'm just saying I think you feel that way because you didn't get it.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Ooo, Dottie Sandusky has a new burner.

yes! SO, brilliant. By the way, the protestor wasn’t even fat...AT ALL. Just a poor clothing choice, it looks like. What’s with Trump always fixated on personal appearances? He’s like a snarky reality fashion show judge.

I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

Absofuckinlutely. After my sexual assault, most of my friends: gas lighted me and told me I was making a big deal over nothing; acknowledged that it sucked but why hadn’t I forgiven him yet?; or just didn’t know what to do to help me and awkwardly avoided talking about it. It was an incredibly lonely and damaging time.

Yeah, it’s highly bizarre, although I can see the twisted logic behind it. Earlier this year, my father had a particularly horrifying manic episode involving him building a camp in the woods complete with American flag hung on clothesline, tanking up on whiskey and pot, and stumbling around being hideous and violent…

I think, like many things in American politics, this is a racialized story. Carson is banking on his “hood to good” narrative that a large amount of white people in this country find appealing. It puts poor, urban black people in a bad light and upholds the popular narrative of black acceptability politics. Through…

I’m more interested in the phrase “tried to hit his mother with a hammer”. Tried. As in, was unable to.

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.