“It’s 11:30. To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t want to be here. I just want to be in bed right now and I have to wake up early to practice and I don’t want to answer any of these questions. And you keep asking me the same questions. It’s not really ... you’re not making it super enjoyable.”
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hi I’m here to return this lady show pony, it’s defective.
She’s not acting like a nice product. Be nicer, product! Shows of humanity will be deducted from your final score.
Luckily, Apple has an app for that.
I also like the one where Leo names his son Oscar and makes the doctor announce “ and the Oscar goes to...” Before handing the baby to Leo.
I’d post a cute picture of Jim Rash in one of his Dean costumes if the fucking Gawker picture editor worked.
One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.
its 3 6 Mafia
is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about
And how many of the designers above are still showing or even selling? Three?
I’ll bet money that the woman with the cousin she wants to disinvite, would regularly dump toxic loads of complaints about the now fiancee on her “former best friend”. And then broke up with him, no doubt after getting aid and encouragement for aforementioned cousin/friend. Who then had to wonder why the HELL she got…
Dear randilyn, I need you to be on painkillers all the time.
Yeahhhh, it is never a good idea to include someone who hates your fiance — and called you up to tell you! — in your wedding party. You’re, like, triple-dog daring them to keep their mouth shut through a lot of celebrating and task mastering. I don’t care what facade she’s putting up now, there’s a better chance than…
An advice column without Caity Weaver? Thatz not ok.
You think that’s bad? Try working in a Japanese office as a foreign woman. I’m either being sexually harassed in the crudest ways possible, or being completely ignored (“Shut up gaijin, people are talking!”).
“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”