"I am FILLED with Christ's love!"

You think if he starts coming for their porn, more men will stand up and say "Shut your piehole, man!" Or no?

I, too, was exposed to hard-core pornography at age 11... when I found a (hilariously graphic) dirty magazine hidden underneath the jungle gym at the park down the street.

I highly recommend everybody start following him on Twitter. It's a hilarious mix of adoration for his costars (both physically and otherwise) and... descriptions of sandwiches. He sometimes likes to analyze the craft services table, too.

You are very welcome! Hilariously cathartic on my end, so it's win-win!

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It's almost too easy... this is what Ebert feels like when he does the New Yorker cartoon captions, right?

Still there!

Comments on photos seem to be lingering...

All of the exclamation points and repetition of the word "so" remind me of the hollow enthusiasm espoused by every Evangelical I've ever come across. **shudder**

Us whores just tricked all those men in sleeping with us. Such conniving whores, we are!

I once asked my Dad if he really thought that St. Peter would look at how most 'Conservative Christians' behave in this country, and decide they were worthy of Heaven. Did he really think St. Peter would say "You guys, who made life worse for many? You're in. Those of you trying to make life better for all? Meh, go to…

Yeah, this read more as a "desperate attempt at keeping Google+ relevant" than "serious concern with abuse reporting."

I seriously, 100%-for-real did not know failure was acceptable until last year. When I turned 30.

I don't know who starred you, Newt, but consider yourself lucky.

Not so much serious as just a stickler for correcting people who like to put me in my place over a misconception. Also, sometimes kind of a bitch after a long week. What's your excuse?

I've never had a guy love it - I've never experienced enthusiasm about the act from a guy. I've never had a guy just be dying to go down on me. And so it's become ingrained that it's gross, and as such, I can't enjoy it. I am self conscious the whole time, and am more focused on whether he is as grossed out as society…

1. It was very clearly a joke meant to highlight the absurdity of this "reportage."

While not a black guy, Rashida is paired up with the decidedly non-white Tom on Parks+Rec. Not that this really negates what you're saying, but yay? Progress?

I think the assumption that all women have this "baby space" in their life that must be filled is the crux of why people are offended by the piece.