This team won’t be any good until the owner decides to sell. Snyder is a lesser Jerry Jones (who is also a bad owner) and will never have a winner while he’s muddling in the roster and day to day of this team. I will personally celebrate the day he is no longer involved with this franchise. I’m sure he’ll be doing…

“You should not give a shit about any of this, except that I need you to continue reading beyond this paragraph. Onward!”

Everyone tag this article for when the Deadspin Dog comes out.

Probably not, but i wouldn’t mind seeing them (or anyone) try. The Celtics, 76ers or anyone who can have a series with them. Maybe it is Houston when they get healthy. I wouldn’t bet on it...

So you’d rather just watch the Warriors win another ring without breaking a sweat?  To each their own I guess.  

+1 This is a good take. Room temperature and spot on IMO. Well written sir.

How was this seeding put together? It seems like UP shouldn’t be a #1 seed. I question that Toy Story 1-3 are all within the same region. That’s like putting Duke, UNC, & Miami all in the same region. Wouldn’t happen.

Spoilers in the article title... Classy Tom. You sure are a pro at this. Go find and post some bear photos. Better use of your writing skills I reckon.

#talllivesmatter

No.. I read nothing. I just avoid until I finish. It’s just harder and harder with everyone’s willingness to overshare and have their own personal takes heard (nobody is listening to a majority of them). I guess I’ll just binge this weekend so i don’t have to surf the internet with blinders on anymore. Also.... The…

Wow... this has been out for a week. can we get some time to consume before you go all twitter spoiler on us?

Great Take, but it is SO easy to post rationalize this. The fact is, if he goes in and gets outs like he has previously and LA goes on to win, he’s a Dodger legend. So he got touched up... I thought the same thing when the next pitcher came in and had success, but I’m not in that clubhouse, so I can’t make that call.…

This feels staged. Both Military guys. Both win with a dollar, and both randomly strike the same pose at the end. Unless that’s the “I just won a dollar” move that they teach in basics??? With this and the gimmick guy that just made a serious run I’m wondering if Jeopardy isn’t totally rigged. You know...like all of…

Gross. I’d rather watch the Cubs win every World Series in perpetuity. (No I’m not a fan of them) Sure they fun to watch, but I would rather watch them lose.

“You know.. its funny to see a female write a story about cars.”

That bleacher scaffolding is horrifying. Wow. I’d rather publish my SSN than sit on those during a soccer match.

“knowing what type of guy Wentz is”

If i could star this 1000 times I would.

CLE loves him too. We’ll see how they do with all of this talent. Window will close quickly.

Goddamnit Tito’s quote made me choke on my coffee. Hilarious