Nightmare!Kirby 2020

More Skyrim. A journalist just disappeared at the Akaviri Embassy, and Ulfric Stormcloak is working to aid the cover-up, perhaps because his son-in-law is being bribed by them...

I said it on the Root so I’ll say it here: I log on for the Root, log off for Splinter. No EW fan, what she did was dumb and helps no one. But this is more divide the left nonsense you stans get so hard about.

I come for the Root. I log off for Splinter.

Booo, I was afraid of that. Admittedly Atlantis is a long-standing obsession of mine, but I’m much more comfortable with the idea that Plato made it up than the idea that it was on Santorini. Completely illogical and ignores all evidence, even by the famously dodgy standards of the topic.

Question: Is Atlantis depicted as Santorini? Because that seems to continue to be a favorable interpretation, despite being based on VERY dodgy evidence.

Yeah, I was gonna comment on this then thought better. Let’s all just let Harry Potter and it’s bland universe and blander fandom die.

Alt-right or antifa?

I kinda think KK and the fam like it for keeping control over him.

Did I read an article about how there’s a Smashmouth musical, and it’s supposed to be a *good* thing?

Skyrim, believe it or not. King Ulfric’s Supreme Court Justice just limited voting rights for the Argonians right before the midterms, while the candidate for Jarl of Falkreath is purging voter registration among the Mer.

(Whoopi was hella creppy there) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (NPH is totally insufferable)

Dunno, she needs to scale it back with the supplementary world-building, I always felt she wanted to stay relevant and keep adding things when she should leave the world be. But then, I don’t understand the obsessive adult fandom in the first place, nor the need to start picking apart the flaws. Same w/ SW, the…

Everything about her is wrong and gross. But we need people under thirty to vote, which they might be .0000000001% more likely to do now that their mayonnaise qween is giving limp-ass endorsements that are actually about herself.

Yeah, I wondered about that. Since VB never wastes a callback, it could very well be the case.

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Demonstration of Poe’s Law in action.

Elonye is genius voice of his generation/brilliant billionaire who parties with Rick and Morty. Elonye has the most beautiful wife imaginable, because if you saw what a cross between KK and Grimes looked like, I guarantee you would bust a nut. You cannot grasp the true form of Elonye’s attack.

The question becomes...is Bowsette alt-right?

Skyrim, I just got the load order right. Of course, it’s six years later and King Ulfric Stormcloak is spending all his time on his golf courses and tweeting out support of his rapist SCOTUS nominee while Imperials are still arguing over if Elsif stole the nomination from Cicero in the primaries.