My vote is that the Presidential Election should be decided by throwing all the current Candidates into this gash and whoever claws their way out alive gets to be President because honestly that seems like a better way to choose than what we are doing now.

Holy shit, has this motherf*cker even been arrested yet? WHAT. THE. FUCK. I feel like I’m watching a documentary about a totalitarian state that existed 75 years ago. What the hell is going on?!!!!!

Maybe she should stop dating rappers with fucked up views of women then? Not saying non-rappers don’t cheat too but she certainly has a type and that type is “asshole rapper with mommy issues/madonna-whore complex” and so far they’ve all cheated and she seems to keep repeating that pattern.

I know! I was reading this going...two tampons? That barely gets me through the morning! (I should not complain though. My uterus wrings itself out like an angry washerwoman, but the actual length of the event is pretty brief.)

Well, he’s the guy that admitted having no idea what he was voting on when he first got to Congress. Because he was new and distracted with family tragedy. Painful to watch him speak. I just wanted someone to come on stage, hug him, and walk him home.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

It’s a relief to know that I’m not alone on that one.

“Sorry about the Herrs, you should have gone with Utz.”

Live Lounge is amazing and their youtube channel will suck you for hours. Can we shift this thread to our favorite Live Lounge performance thread? Here’s my submission, Bastille covering “We Can’t Stop” and turning it into this beautiful thing:

Daryl’s the one who lives.

The problem is that this article is aimed at, like, people trying to get their GED in adulting, and you’re doing postdoctoral work in the field.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I read your comment and your words but they translated to “drinking makes you live longer” when they hit my brain.

I have always wondered about the origin of the contempt that men have for women (over generalizing). I got no answers but I suspect it has something to do with women’s control over reproductive biology. Also, they want to find us completely contemptible in their big heads, but their little heads really, really want…

i need Rachel McAdams to solve the mystery of why i keep watching this dumb show.

Camilla Belle couldn’t have said it better??? I get that she supports Katy and the sentiments but really? I can imagine Yoda saying it better. Or Yogi Berra. Or Mrs Malaprop.

My mom definitely was naked around me and would occasionally take baths with me. But it was always very clear that this was okay because she was my Mom and that it wasn’t something that was for everyone. It also wasn’t like a “naked house” situation. It’s not like she was nude all the time. But if she was going to…

I just have an unapologetic boner for Paul Bettany and I don't care who knows it!!!

Seacrest now using Kardashian makeup artist?

Seriously, who makes personal calls when they’re not in the car these days? I have an hour-long commute in each direction, and as soon as I arrive at home or at work, I need to be present and paying attention to the people who depend on me there (co-workers/clients/boss or kids/husband/pets). If I’m calling you at…