NO. That’s NOT how we’re remembering this.

It’s not too late.

Thanks for ruining my day and reminding me that only the Fucking Blues can make Wayne Fucking Gretzky’s defining moment with a team a series-ending giveaway against a rival colossus in what may have been the 90s Blues’ (playoffs every single fucking year) best shot at a Cup.

True, Schiano did unleash upon that team a pretty brutal staph.

Basically, Buster Bluth running to try to get injured to avoid going into the Army:

Am I a bad person for being kinda pissed there was no conclusion to this?

This unsolicited joke critique, however, is fucking HILARIOUS.

“only one option.”

It kind of seems like Nimmo ran down the stairs and that’s just where they led.

Yeah that’s about as concisely and accurately as you can put it.

*Seconded.

This is fantastic work. More stars for Indecent.

Sigh. Just never far enough.

“NO I’m not lying. I didn’t mean just this website, but across all media where it was available, including in the break room at work where I said it and three people chortled.”

You’re being ridiculous. He’s just happy that his unpaid black worker just used an amazing effort to generate a few million dollars for him (in the form of maybe not being fired this year). That’s all this is; put it back in the deck.

Sure. I believe you’re not racist and technically, by itself, “black people are on average poor” is not inherently racist. Just saying: consider how it sounds to seek a laugh from “black people are poor,” in an article about rich guy trivializing police brutality. I have a twisted sense of humor, so I’m not as judge-y…

1. I’m not angry. Just a hyperbolic sarcastic smartass when I see incredibly stupid shit. I’m actually very reasonable.

Yep. Voters in sparsely populated states count for 2-4x voters in heavily populated states. 2-4 sound like small numbers but when you say you need 35,000 CA voters to fully counter 10,000 Wyoming voters....

Good example of how this wasn’t really an election about North/South. It was almost straight rural/urban.

Also, self-depricating sports trolling.