Bravo.

Just pretend the Trumps are marbles, and you can pretend you are a hungry, hungry hippo....

This is better than the star count.

This is better than the star count.

And about 2/3 of Chuck Liddell.

And the woman giving up after the swim with an “Ah, fuck it, I tried to warn your dumb ass...go eat a fist you drunk retard you’re on your own.”

Somehow, I think the answer to all of your questions is yes.

Yeah I’m just gonna try to avoid the flipside.

Randy Marsh is totally feeling this.

So, if he bounced the ball toward the official at half that speed and it struck his calf, does he still have to T him up? What if he rolled it and it hit his feet? I doubt either called, and doubt the rule clarifies - intent aside - velocity or body part struck come into play to make it an automatic,…

Haha, fair enough. Either way, Kirby Smart ain’t coaching in the Sun Belt.

True; we didn’t love his playcalling at USC but wouldn’t call him a failure, at either stop, no.

To be fair, a former USC/Tennessee/Raiders head coach taking a job at FAU finally feels about the trajectory he should be on. It’s even a paycut from his Alabama job, and generally coordinator jobs at ‘Bama tend to lead to HC gigs in power-5 conferences. This is, finally, him failing downward.

If it walks like a duck, and if it quacks like a duck having its throat ripped out on his way out the door of four different jobs....

I hate/love you.

I kind of read it more as, “get a load of this dum dum, not paying attention. You had, like, two full seconds of ball-flying-through-the-air, the fuck is wrong with you?”

It feels like the ball had a choice of targets, saw everyone else start to dodge, and said “wait, she doesn’t even kinda see me. YEP. That’s my mark. Heh, heh.”

Got me on the typo (despite doing it right the second time....damnit). Congrats.

Alabama sniffs it’s own farts, listens to Nickelback, and likes its own Facebook comments.

I’ll never not un-gray any quasi-relevant DW reference.