I’m not excusing her so put the straw man down; I simply said equating the punches is borderline-retarded thinking. The gap in damage a pro-caliber athlete/RB can do vs her is insane. JAW STRENGTH? Jesus Christ you’re being dense. He can probably bench more than 4 times what she can and is among the most explosive…

You are equating his punch with hers. When one stunned and surprised him, and the other literally broke her face.

Someone will eventually ruin it because they’re not a fucking child like I am, but for now you won’t get star #70 from me.

Great work here. Really played the long-troll game.

Your Cam take aside (file me under “it’s half-assed hand-wringing over body language and facial expressions you don’t like at best”).....

The only thing worst than a highlight truther is a wrong highlight truther.

I must be a terrible person because I was gleefully waiting for him to uncork a true fastball and terrify/embarrass the batter.

I’d have gone with “UNC lost, but the NC legislature passed a law saying the game was only an exhibition.”

In a sport where 2-3 players can turn a non-playoff team into a title contender, competitive balance is a pipe dream.

This makes me happy.

He phrased it dumbly, but he’s not necessarily wrong. One can find it funny to have a guy, especially some athletic guy with muscles and beard/stubble, dress like a woman without it being about MEN>WOMEN. It’s the juxtaposition, and the fact that he looks terrible in a dress designed for someone with entirely…

I’d say money....but...

Having watched guys like Mike Williams (he’d just tear through a CB arm tackle and be off) and other USC studs, I know it can work. But he’ll keep doing them when it’s obvious they don’t.

True on no one wanting the coaching bullshit from some kid. But at the same time, lots of guys have gotten young starts and I can’t think of another coach who’s burned more bridges than he has. It’s weird, because somehow he is known as a great players coach. Maybe he relates well to people with comparable maturity…

It was not.

You cannot possibly convince me that bye-scheduling for TNF isn’t easily possible. At least for 10-11 weeks a year or so. (Generally no byes first/last few weeks).

Yep, exactly. And once the on-field product soured even for a bit (there were some very bad losses down the stretch for him) his shenanigans shortened the leash.

You might like his OC ability (which largely hinges on your thoughts on bubble screens) but the dude is pretty indisputably a smarmy lying prick who’s pissed off literally every organization he’s ever worked with.

Can confirm: his handwriting is THE BEST. He has the BEST handwriting, especially compared to Hillary’s handwriting, which is a disaster.

So much nerd analysis. Wish I could pretend I hated that. Good facts. Though possibly could have been more concise, haha.