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Brooke Lynn? Sounds like a white trash name...

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,

The idea of having sex with a virgin is an incredible turn-off. Call me old-fashioned, but I like having sex with a traditional prostitute.

I don't understand how you can make this point. Men are the overwhelmingly majority of victims of violence the world over, and they are the overwhelming majority of victims of police violence, both at protests and otherwise. Are you saying that because women are assaulted at all, that means it's some kind of concerted

Rant time. Fuck this shit. You know what's more fucking annoying than yuppie stockbroker entitled assholes? Cornball fucking hipsters that don't get that they're just as annoying. I get that because you live in Brooklyn and you, like totally made small talk with a black guy in an elevator once, you think you're

Awesome.

worth a shot.

You should also google peoples reactions to the red wedding, lovingly filmed by their friends who had read the books and uploaded to youtube. :)

Anyone who picked Franzia over Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, GET OUT. 90 Minute is the Nectar of the Gods.

Wha? This list is from 1945. It's almost certainly referring to things like crying when criticized or taking advantage of what the list compiler thinks of chivalric practices to gain unfair advantage.

I like how this article starts off as "maybe Tinder....." and the ends with "definitely Tinder" Nice journalism!

I definitely read that as Skyrim Recreated in Grand Theft Auto

Move on.

I know it's not related and I'm already chastising myself, but this came to mind immediately:

Extremely happy that this is becoming a more respected choice. People get so offended when you dare to live your life in a non conventional way.

daigos wife happens to be a pillow dont judge