Scientology.

I’ll wait for your example.

Actually, just this week I can cite several examples of Indian guys being dicks to the women and amendable to the men.

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

In most cases on houses Locks keep honest people honest and nothing more.

This is how the game was explained to me by a friend.

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

The coat is a leftover from the costumes for Anchorman 2.

Accusing someone of racism who admitted they were racial profiling, which she did when she said ‘I don’t know if I’m racially profiling,’ is just accurate. (If you’re an adult and you need to ask, you know. It’s like asking “is it racist if I...?” Yes.)

Hitler published a second, less well received novel, “Mein Kramps” which was a book of recipes and herbal remedies for women experiencing painful mestruation.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

I always thought the roll-facing-out made the most sense and never understood why people would do it any other way. Now, we have pets, including a couple cats, and I understand completely why roll-facing-the-wall is preferable (at least in our circumstance). If you go roll-facing-out, then you can count on having an…

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My friend was out running one afternoon, when some creep in a van pulled up, rolled down the window, yelled, "don't jog it all off, honey!" And then ran into two parked cars.
(My friend is distractingly bootylicious, to be sure.) Too bad it can't always go like that!

PS: speaking of bullies, how is it that I'm always…

She needa a license that allows her to drive a car with 3 pedals (see her previous posts)

Hershey's Special Dark rules! Side note: I also like the Mets...

That is the dumbest bit of Star Wars ever, and I read The Crystal Star so that's saying a lot.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Sometimes it wants to liquefy into an infectious sludge and leak out of your orifices. Love is unpredictable like that.