Of course they won't. They will try to silence this guy. Bros before hoes, amiright? (btw, I hate that statement)

You're a dude, therefore you have no opinion. If you have a girlfriend that gets catcalled you get half a vote.

Guaranteed they will combine them. Threaten to kill him after they rape his girlfriend.

Maybe its because hes a horrible actor?

He probably doesnt have a girlfriend. And is being a try hard (comes off as boring unfortunately)

Is Rob Lowe as fun in real life as he looks?

That's so meta....

You gotta stop fucking guys that are bad in bed. Never understand why a woman would want to be with a guy that can only last 3 minutes either. Kick those chumps out of bed and find a real man.

How is that even possible? You really have to go out of your way to never read a book.

I couldn't make it further than the third paragraph. Fuck this kid.

Maybe not on a $400 netbook, but definitely on a used $400 laptop.

I'd like to get laid sometime in the near future so must resist.

Ahem...

Just wait. In a couple of years it will be mandatory to spend real money in order to progress in a game. We're seeing the start of that now.

What? You want to go live in Russia with the rest of your comrades?

They are probably fake. Still doesnt change the fact that these kids need to be rounded up and locked up for life. Is it funny now derp faggot?

These people should be hunted down and given life in prison. Time to make an example.

Why would they do that? This way they can sell twice as many copies to the fanbois and fangurls.

Well like i said before, I'm an example of where your theory falls apart. 7 on the looks scale (I'm pretty critical of myself so I'm not inflating this) and I can't think a date with a woman that is better looking than a 4 or 5. All the women in my league want to date the guys in the league above them. Which is what I…

Sorry but thats not how it works in real life. I'm a "nice guy" (not a Nice Guy TM), am pretty good looking (probably a 7) and the only women that are interested in me are like 3s (overweight and not that good looking). Never have I thought I deserved a supermodel, just a cute girl that isn't overweight (which would…